Trace Sharp

We’re doubling down in the economic hole of Florida, where Mittens is trying to go on the attack but finding that in so doing he tarnishes his squeaky-clean demeanor, and so all his sons can do is publish photographs of him doing the family wash. Again, the dude stays clean. Newtron, meanwhile, is thinking evil thoughts, because they come naturally to him. Winston Churchill defeated the Nazis in part because the people had confidence that he recognized the lunacy in others, probably because he recognized it in himself. His depression — he called it the “Black Dog” — ensured the British went elephant hunting with an elephant rifle. He knew the beast. The beast was brutal. Mittens was last seen with a Daisy Red Ryder B.B. Gun — and I think the people are starting to get that.

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