Trace Sharp

I write at newscoma.com, aggregate news and quietly work as a rabble-rouser.

Campaign Fairness (as Dictated by Mitt Romney): A Play in Three Lines

  • Romney: Vote for me because I'm a business leader!
  • Obama: Well, then maybe we should take a closer look at your business leadership.
  • Romney: OMG! Why would you bring that up?!? You're being SO unfair. Why do you hate me so much? Figures that an un-American coke fiend would run such an unfair campaign. Only someone raised in Singapore could be so well versed in Chicago-style politics!!! You better say your sorry or I'M TELLING!!!! Stupid commie.

  1. riversbed reblogged this from youngblackandvegan
  2. raikouken reblogged this from sleepydragon26
  3. sleepydragon26 reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  4. spoopybattlekitten reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  5. dashdotdashbackslash reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  6. supremeruleroftheinternet reblogged this from boo-author
  7. tsumetai reblogged this from boo-author
  8. benevolenttyranny reblogged this from thenight-marelife-in-deathwasshe
  9. hback25 reblogged this from coyoteelectric
  10. chainedtomemory reblogged this from cosmicrubric
  11. esmitts reblogged this from coyoteelectric
  12. belannas reblogged this from red3blog
  13. coyoteelectric reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  14. bitterseafigtree reblogged this from aka14kgold
  15. lindseyssister reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  16. classwarfairy reblogged this from hermione-ganja
  17. barelyimaginedbeings reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  18. 525600momentssoqueer reblogged this from bilgerat
  19. 0wf0ll0wy0uint0thedark reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  20. narwhalbutts reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  21. cosmicrubric reblogged this from ruinicorn
  22. dread-pirate-mumbles reblogged this from rabbleprochoice
  23. ghostreef reblogged this from chemosynthesis
  24. alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard reblogged this from boo-author
  25. woolywitch reblogged this from masteradept
  26. howodd5ever reblogged this from hashtagthatsreal

Ultralite Powered by Tumblr | Designed by:Doinwork