Campaign Fairness (as Dictated by Mitt Romney): A Play in Three Lines
- Romney: Vote for me because I'm a business leader!
- Obama: Well, then maybe we should take a closer look at your business leadership.
- Romney: OMG! Why would you bring that up?!? You're being SO unfair. Why do you hate me so much? Figures that an un-American coke fiend would run such an unfair campaign. Only someone raised in Singapore could be so well versed in Chicago-style politics!!! You better say your sorry or I'M TELLING!!!! Stupid commie.